- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Charlie Sheen is winning

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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