Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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