- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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