- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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