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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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