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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

the economy.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist