- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

womens rights

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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