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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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