- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

So a bar walks into a man...

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Turkey Balls

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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