- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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