- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A house comes around the corner.

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