- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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