A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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