What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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