why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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