- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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