A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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