- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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