- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's 9+10? 19

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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