- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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