Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A women left the kitchen.

hey guys im gay

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's 9+10? 19

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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