Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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No antijoke here.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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