- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's 9+10? 19

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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