- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's 9+10? 19

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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