- Anti Joke

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

the economy.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado