What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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