What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Jesus Christ

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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