Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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