- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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