a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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