A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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