- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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