- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Andoni was here

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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