So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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