- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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