Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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