Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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