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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Immigration Laws

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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