- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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