- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Donald Trump

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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