- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Chris is hairy

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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