Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

someone called someone else a frog

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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