- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Actually it was me Josh brown

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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