- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

I'm Polish.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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