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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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