- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

You idiot.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Hello.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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