- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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