How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Communism hehe xd

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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