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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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