Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Anti Joke

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