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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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