roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Maths.

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