Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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NEVER

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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