Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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