What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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