- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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