Go away still nothing to see

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Gustavo Andrade

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Ross.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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