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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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