- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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