- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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