- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Anyone can post anything.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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