- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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