- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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