- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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