- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay rights.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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