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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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