What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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I am a mime

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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