- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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