What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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