What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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