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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!