What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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