What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Gus's mom

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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