Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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