Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A man goes to the potty.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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