- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck?

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Weaner

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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