- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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