What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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