- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Chris is hairy

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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