Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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