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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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