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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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