HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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I am a mime

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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