what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Atheism

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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