knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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