- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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