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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Yellow People !!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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