What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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womens rights

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Jimmy Saville

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Go away still nothing to see

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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