- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Hello

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Jimmy Saville

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??