why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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