Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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haha black people :D

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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