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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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