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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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