- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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