- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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