- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Women's Rights

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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