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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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