- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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