Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Anti Joke

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