- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A hill billy went fishing

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hello.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

time to spruce up!

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.