- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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