what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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civil rights

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Anti Joke

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