- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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