- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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