- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A woman walks into a bar.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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