"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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where's mom I killed her

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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