- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You know what's funny? Rape

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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