Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

i found waldo.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Where's my baby??

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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