What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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