- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I have read the terms and conditions

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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