- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??