What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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