Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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