A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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This is an anti- joke

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womens rights.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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