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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

If you are reading this you are a nerd

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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