Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Hello

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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womens rights

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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