- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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