Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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