Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Yellow People !!

Phew... it's gone.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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