What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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