A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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i'm hard

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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