What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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