- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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