- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Whats green? The color green.

A hill billy went fishing

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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