I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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