Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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