What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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