Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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