- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Womens rights

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Want to hear a joke? No.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

CFL

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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