- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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