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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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