- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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