What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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9/11 my birthday

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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