Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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