how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

My jeans

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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