- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Women's Rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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