- Anti Joke

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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i'm hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock come in

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true