What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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