What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

NEVER

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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