whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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