Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Refridgerator.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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