whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

can you pass the soap?

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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