- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

can you touch your toes? no

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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