- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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