Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Roses are red Im adopted

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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