Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Anti Joke

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