Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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