A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Yellow People !!

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men's rights activists

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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