- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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