What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Peas

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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