- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I have a really funny joke.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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