Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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