Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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