Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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