What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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