- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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