Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Romans rights.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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