- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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