- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

9/11 my birthday

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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