- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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