- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock Knock.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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