Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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