Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Refridgerator.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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