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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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