so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

asdasdasdasd

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

thumb_up thumb_down +18

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Want to hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

thumb_up thumb_down +12

you will like this because i am black.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops