- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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