Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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