Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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