- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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