- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

The government

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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