- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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