- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

NEVER

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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