- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A chicken walked into the bar...

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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