What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Justin Bieber

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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