Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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