Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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bite me

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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