- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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