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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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