- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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