daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Anti Joke

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