- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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