Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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