What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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