- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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