Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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