- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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