What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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