America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

alert('The Game')

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Anti Joke

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