what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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