Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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