The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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