- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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