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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

An Asian with a big dick.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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