whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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