- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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