- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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