Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

You sick fiend

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Brain fart

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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