Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

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