- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A blind man walks into a library.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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