why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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