- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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