What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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