- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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