- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Weaner

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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