whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Anti Joke

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