A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

Happy Monday!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

silver bullet?

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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