Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Anti Joke

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