You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Cripples are lame.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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