- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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