what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Cripples are lame.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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