Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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