- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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