What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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a man was shot.... he died

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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