How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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