Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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