- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

So these two girls have a cup .

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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