What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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