Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Chris is hairy

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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