- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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