- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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