- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Cripples are lame.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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