- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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