Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Anti Joke

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