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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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