- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Faithful men.

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