- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

womans rights...

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Weaner

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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