- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Dislike if you are a prostitute

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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