What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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