Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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