A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Guess what? I like trains.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops