Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Grace Ackerson

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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