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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

My cat just died.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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