Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Andoni was here

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