"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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