A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Tilt your screen back

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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