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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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