A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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