Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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