Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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