- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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