Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

9/11 my birthday

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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