What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Anti Joke

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