Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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