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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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