Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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