- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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