- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A young baby died.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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