- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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