What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

I have a really funny joke.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A house comes around the corner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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