A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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haha

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Guest what in the butt

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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