Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Your big dick.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Hello

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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