why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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