- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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