- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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