- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

the economy.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

knock knock come in

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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