This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Yellow People !!

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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