Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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