A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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civil rights

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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