wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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