- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

God is real.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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