Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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