- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Feminism.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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