- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Knock Knock. Come in.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Happy Monday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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