- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

i saw amango it splootered

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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