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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

God is real.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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