Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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