Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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