why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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