- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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