old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's 1+1? 69.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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