- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Knock knock. Who's there?

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

read this sentence again.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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