my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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