whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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