Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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you will like this because i am black.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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