- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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