Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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