- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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