- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."