- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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