Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What happened to my sunglasses?

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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