what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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