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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Knock Knock. Come in.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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