Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Jimmy Saville

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Cripples are lame.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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