A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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