- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How you know when dislextic

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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