What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Hail Hitler

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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