- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Your big dick.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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