A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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