How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

i saw amango it splootered

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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