An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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9/11 my birthday

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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this website is a bad joke

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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