Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

this website is a bad joke

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I think everybody should have a penis.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How old are you? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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