Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

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