What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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