What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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