Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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