today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Stop driving smart cars you fags

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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