Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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