- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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