- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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