- Anti Joke

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .