I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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You having friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Knock Knock.

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We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Faithful men.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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