- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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