- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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