Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A baby seal walks into a club.

A house comes around the corner.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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