Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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White men's rights

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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