What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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