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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Killing your friend as a joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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