What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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penis

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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